Because of the recent hazards that have been happening around Europe, we would like to remind you to email your parents once a week. This will make sure we receive no more emails worrying about their child being shot, maimed, blown up, sold to the circus, turned into mud, attacked by wild gorillas, turned radioactive, or struck by lightning. For our sake and for your parents sake, please check in once a week, THANKS A TON!
Love...in a missionary kind of way,
The Office Secretaries